He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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