He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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