I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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