NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Send help, water and tortillas.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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