She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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