wake up i wanna do it froggy style
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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