Plan B is the new Plan A
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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