I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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