So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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