i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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