with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
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