I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
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