he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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