Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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