Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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