drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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