rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
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