Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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