I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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