I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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