Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
The power of my boobs compel you
Randomize
