I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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