She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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