you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
sex on a bike is impossible
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