Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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