a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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