i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Randomize
