you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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