I seem to have left my pride at pride
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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