the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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