How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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