I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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