You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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