He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Randomize
