Walk of Shame. In a state park.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
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