I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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