why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
She swung at the pinata with crutches
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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