I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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