Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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