She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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