I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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