is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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