if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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