TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Text me some of your sweat
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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