She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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