my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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