The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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