But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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