Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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