Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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