you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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