I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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