I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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