Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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