I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Randomize
