She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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