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My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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